56 | The Lion King
Jokes
Wake Him Up
A husband and wife are in church. The
preacher notices that the husband
has fallen asleep and says to the wife,
“Wake your husband up!” The wife
answers, “You are the one who made
him fall asleep, you wake him up!”
*How well can you SPELL
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr
the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt
tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in
the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses
and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht
slpelnig was ipmorantt! Lte’s sohw tihs to the
bsos so he wno’t crtizicie our wrok so mcuh!
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*Source: Timothy Conway,
The Young
Businessman
A young businessman had just
started his own firm. He had
rented a beautiful office and
had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man
come into the outer office.
Wishing to appear busy, the
businessman picked up the
phone and started to pretend
he had a big deal working. He
threw huge figures around
and made giant commitments.
Finally, he hung up and asked
the visitor, “Can I help you?”
The man said, “Sure. I have
come to install the phone!”
Life After Death
“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss
asked one of his employees.
“Yes, Sir.” the new recruit replied.
“Well, then, that makes everything just
fine,” the boss went on. “After you left
early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s
funeral, she stopped in to see you.
