58 •
The Lion King
• October - December 2016
Humour
- Bili Odum-
- Bili Odum-
Weight scale
A woman caught her hus-
band on the weight scale,
sucking in his stomach.
“That won’t help you, Joe,
you know?”
“Oh it helps a lot,” says
the man, “it’s the only way
I can see the numbers!”
“So what are you doing today?”
“Nothing.”
“What the heck, you were doing
nothing the whole day yesterday!”
“That’s right, and I’m not finished yet.”
Doing Nothing
