Johnny and the Cat
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and
another 2 cats and another
2, how many would you
have?
Johnny: Seven.
Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I
gave you two cats, and
another two cats and
another two, how many
would you have?
Johnny: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you dif-
ferently. If I gave you two
apples, and another two
apples and another two,
how many would you
have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you
two cats, and another two
cats and another two, how
many would you have?”
Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: Johnny, where in the heck
do you get seven from?!
Johnny: Because I’ve already got a
cat at home!
My Pen
A man called his child’s
doctor, “Hello! My son just
snatched my pen when
I was writing and swal-
lowed it. What should I
do?” The doctor replied,
“Until I can come over,
write with another pen.”
High Technology World
Three men are sitting in the sauna, draped
in towels. Suddenly there is a beep-
ing sound. Paul presses his forearm
and the beeping stops. The others
look at him questioningly. “That’s
my pager,” he says. “I have a
microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later a phone rings. Max
lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes
he explains, “That’s my mobile phone. I
have a microchip in my hand.”
Dave, feeling decidedly low-tech,
steps out of the sauna. Within min-
utes he returns with a piece of toilet
paper emerging from his buttocks.
The others raise their eyebrows. With
the best straight face he can mus-
ter, he explains, “I’m getting a Fax.”
Pi R squared
A family saves money to send the only son to college. After about three
years, he comes back home. They were at the dinner table when the dad
says, “Well son, you are done with college, so you must be pretty smart.
Why don’t you speak some mathematics for us?” “Ok, Pa.” The son then
says, “Pi R squared.” After a moment, the dad says, “Why son, they didn’t
teach you anything! Pie are round, cornbread are square.”
Stop Assuming
Assume you are in
the jungle and a lion
is about to attack
you, what would
you do?”
I will stop
assuming
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The Lion King
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