56 | The Lion King
Jokes
Elevator
The conservative business-
man got on the elevator and
curtly asked the bellboy to
take him to the 18th floor.
"Sure thing, son," replied
the bellboy. "How dare you
call me son!" exclaimed the
outraged man.
"Well," replied the boy, "I've
brought you up, haven't I?"
Secret To Success
A child asked his father,
"Sir, What is the secret
of your success?"
"Two words: Right
decisions."
"And how do you make
right decisions?"
"One word: Experience."
"And how do you get
experience?"
"Two words: Wrong
decisions."
Begging
At the entrance to
a shopping mall was
a beggar who always
stretches out his hand,
asking and pleading for
alms.
One day he stretched
out both of his hands. A
passerby asked him:
“All these days, you’ve
always stretched out
only one hand —why are
you stretching out two
hands today?”
The beggar replied:
“Business was so good
that I opened another
branch!”
I read this pamphlet that said
What did you do?
I stopped reading
right away.
“By the time you
finish reading this
paragraph, someone
will have died.”
