56 | The Lion King
Jokes
A man asks his wife, what she wants for their
20th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a
diamond ring?” he asks.
“Not really,” says the wife.
“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?”
says the man.
“No,” she responds.
“What about a new home in Paris?” he suggests.
She again rejects his offer with a “No thanks.”
“Well, what would you like for your
anniversary?” the man asks.
“I’d like a divorce,” answers the wife.
“Sorry, I wasn’t planning to spend that much,”
says the man.
A man rings his boss and
says, “I have to take a day
off work, because my wife
and I are having a baby.”
“Oh, okay.” The next day
the man comes to work
and his boss says, “Is it
a boy or a girl?” The man
says, “I don’t know. I’ll tell
you in nine months.”
Two businessmen were sitting
down for a break in their soon-
to-be new store; as the store
wasn’t ready, with no inventoried
stock and only a few shelves set
up.
One said to the other, “I bet any
minute now some idiot tourist is
going to walk by, put his face to
the window, and ask what we’re
selling.”
No sooner were the words out
of his mouth when, sure enough,
a curious tourist walked to the
window, had a peek, and in a thick
accent asked “What you sell?”
One of the men replied
sarcastically, “We’re selling ass-
holes.”
Without skipping a beat, the
tourist man said, “You doing very
well… only two left!”
DAY OFF NEEDED
ANNIVERSARY GIFT
NOT YET READY
FOR BUSINESS
