56 | The Lion King
Jokes
Not for free
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their con-
versation is constantly interrupted by people describing
their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical
advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the
lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you
for legal advice when you’re out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replies the lawyer, "and then I send
them a bill."
The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor
prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his
mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer.
I'm just kidding
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful,
Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm Just Kidding!"
Day off
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the
boss give me the day off." The man
replies, "And how would you do
that?" The woman says, "Just wait
and see." She then hangs upside
down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What
are you doing?" The woman
replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss
then says, "You've been working
so much that you've gone crazy. I
think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and
the boss says, "Where are you
going?" The man says, "Since the
light bulb has gone home, I'm
going home, too. I can't work in
the dark."
