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56 | The Lion King
Jokes
Wow!
Reaching the end of a job interview,
the Human Resources Person asked a
young engineer who was fresh out of
school, “What starting salary were you
thinking about?”
The Engineer said, “In the
neighborhood of $125,000 a year,
depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer said, “Well, what
would you say to a package of 5
weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full
medical and dental, company matching
retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a
company car leased every 2 years - say,
a red Corvette?”
The Engineer sat up straight and
said, “Wow! Are you kidding?” The
interviewer replied, “Yeah, but you
started it”.
Can’t wait that long
A customer sent an order
to a distributor for a large
amount of goods totaling a
great deal of money. The
distributor noticed that
the previous bill hadn’t
been paid. The collections
manager left a voice-mail
for them saying, “We can’t
ship your new order until you
pay for the last one.”The
next day the collections
manager received a collect
phone call,” Please cancel the
order. We can’t wait that
long.”
Hot Day at the Office
It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air
conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and
everyone was sweating, even with a fan on.
All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing
through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelled.
One man, popping his head out of his cubicle said, “Oh, man! Someone’s
deodorant isn’t working.”
A man in the corner replied, “It can’t be me. I’m not wearing any.”